Whenever you're felling down just know that the sun will eventually expand and explode killing everything. -Ryan Ross

 

eastlyeast:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Rule 1

eastlyeast:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

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Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Rule 1

(Source: barackthatassup)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post